… and I am happy.
I’m only four missions into the campaign, so I couldn’t spoil very much if I wanted to. I’ll say this, though — Kerrigan is back, she’s angry, and she’s a (kinetic) blast. Here’s one reason why.
Watching zerglings swarm around Kerrigan as she leads them on an assault on a Dominion base is… well. It’s something else.
There have been numerous enhancements to the base StarCraft II game that everyone, not just Heart of the Swarm players, will be able to enjoy now. A much-enhanced tutorial system will make taking the plunge into full-on ranked multiplayer a lot less daunting. Features like “take command” will let players jump into any replay (their own or others’) and assume control of any side, in order to try different tactics in a battle that went poorly.
But right now I’m excited about the campaign. Sure, Blizzard’s plots aren’t always particularly inspired, but over the course of the many years I’ve dabbled in StarCraft, I’ve grown to love some of these characters. And Kerrigan — betrayed, infested, full of vengeful rage and yet still human — is one of the best ever.
I picked up the masterful 2009 THQ title Dawn of War II (along with expansions Chaos Rising and Retribution) on a Steam sale for about $15 USD last weekend, and have been having a wonderful time with its tactical real-time Ork-blasting goodness. You don’t need to take my word for it — the critics agreed that Dawn of War II was not just a worthy successor to the original game, but a brilliant RTS in its own right.
My Blood Ravens fire on an Ork squad in the Dawn of War II campaign.
What’s depressing about the whole experience is that it underlines how clearly Bliz- zard’s Starcraft is a complete design ripoff of the Warhammer 40,000 universe, which came to fame in Games Workshop’s still-popular (well, among grognards) tabletop miniatures-and-dice game. Each faction in Starcraft’s universe is virtually a cosmetic carbon-copy of a Warhammer 40,000 faction — Starcraft’s “Terrans” look suspiciously like the Space Marines, the Protoss are similar to the Eldar, and — perhaps most damningly — the Zerg are Tyrannids with new paint jobs.
It’s a new season of StarCraft II, which means I have a chance to…
Well, it means I will log in, find a multiplayer game, and get demolished over and over. And maintain my place at the bottom of the league. Which is what I did last season until I got dispirited and found something else to play. I’ll update this with a screenshot or two and maybe an update.
Also, it occurs to me that generally speaking, so far I’ve only used this blog to discuss games that I suck at.
Update: As predicted, things did not go particularly well. I played two games — although it counted three, the third one being a game in which my opponent immediately left the game, granting me a “win” that actually counted for league points. Here’s the GG on my final match, a Terran versus Terran match that found me ridiculously outgunned. It’s an indication that I need to do a better job of managing my economy.
Veritas’ gigantic red army of… basically everything mows down my pitiful Terran forces.